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Tonight’s Nancy

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

As most of you know, we’re trying to contain “the Johnson” to a dedicated thread here and there. For tonight’s edition, a look at now – and then. Looking back, only to move forward!

Today from Stop The ACLU:
Excitable Chucky Now Has A Problem With “America Is Good”

We’ve seen this time and time again applied to other conservatives. But, no one does Glenn Beck Derangement Syndrome quite like Charles Johnson, who names Doug Hoffman the “Glenn Beck candidate”

What exactly does Doug Hoffman stand for? And who is he standing with? Would you believe … Glenn Beck?

At the endorsements page of Doug Hoffman For Congress, we find a link to the “Gold List” at 912candidates.org, consisting of politicians who have “pledged their sacred honor” to uphold the Glenn Beck 9/12 Project’s “9 Principles and 12 Values.”

Charles has a problem with the “9 Principles and 12 Values“? Just the “G-d” one or all of them? Enquiring minds and all.

How about a look down memory lane…

Blogmocracy in Action!
Guest post by: Speranza

Like just about all of us, I am pretty much shell shocked whenever I take a peek at a blog that still goes under the name of “Little Green Footballs”. This is because I recall a place that was not so long ago welcoming, informative, and intellectually stimulating before it became an Orwellian parody of a totalitarian blog dictatorship or William Golding’s “Lord of the Flies”. We can speculate all we want over what got a hold of the proprietor there but I want to remember the good times that we had there and will select a few occasions that LGF filled a void in right minded peoples’ lives.

The spring of 2002. Let us recall what the Jews of Israel were going through. Day after day of suicide bombings by fanatical members of the religion of peace. The culmination was the March 27, 2002 suicide bombing at the Park Hotel in Netanya that ultimately killed 30 people, many of them elderly Holocaust survivors. Let’s see how LGF covered that event…

And again
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/2637_and_again/
comments/#ctop

(copy and past the link location, to get around the redirect)

Note that there was no moral equivalency, no trying to put things into perspective; it was a call for justice and for the decent people of the world to stand up to monsters. No worrying about Jerry Falwell, Fox News, creationists, etc. Charles Johnson knew which way was up and what the real threat was.

Let us jump ahead 24 months later to March 2004 and American citizens are murdered in Fallujah with their bodies mutilated. Of course Markos Moulitisas (of the Daily Kos) says “Screw them!” What was Charles Johnson’s response?

Is this going to stand?
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/
10427_Is_This_Going_To_Stand/
comments/#ctop

(copy and paste the links)

Again, note the moral clarity, the no nonsense approach. No political correctness or worried about being called out as a “hater”. Charles Johnson was a man I respected and admired. I did not worship him as he was just a man but I felt that it was rare to see someone with so much moral clarity and conviction.

Now, let us go back a couple of weeks in March 2004 to this wonderful event

Charles actually prays to the Lord!

Breaking News: Sheik Yassin Finally Dead!
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/
10267_Breaking_News-_Sheik_Yassin_Finally_Dead!/
comments/#ctop

cj_pray

Of course who can forget the great community we had on election night 2004:

So Long! We’ll Miss You! (Not)
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/
13391_So_Long!_Well_Miss_You!_(Not)/
comments/#ctop

Palestinian Car Swarm Watch Redux
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/
17655_Palestinian_Car_Swarm_Watch_Redux/
comments/#ctop

And finally, the 2008 election debates. A good time was had by all. Even Sharmuta sounded like a conservative (and zombie was there!)

Final Presidential Debate 2008, Thread 6
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/
31586_Final_Presidential_Debate_2008_Thread_6/
comments/#ctop

I hope this trip down memory lane reminds us that although we feel betrayed by the 180 degree turn that LGF has taken, not very long ago it was a great place and had so many wonderful, intelligent, and witty people associated with it. Charles Johnson did provide the format but it was the posters who made the blog.

What are the threads/memories that stand out to you as a testament to the good times? I would have to say any thread with Aisha! ~m

Update:

Overnight Ocean Thread

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

Snork snuck over to the other place today so you wouldn’t have to!
He brought back a glimpse of what we have been missing. An LGF Patch for people who quit, if you will. Before long, it won’t even be needed.

Click the “read the rest” clicky to be bedazzled (it’s a spoof. i know, we shouldn’t have to say that but it’s hard to spoof a spoof of a blog!)…

Or just enjoy the open thread!

update from savage!

I have been working on the graphics on this thing so it looks fantastic. They will be up in a few minutes.

(more…)

Luckily, The Blogmocracy Irony Meter™ Goes To ‘11′

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

Just the other day, it was brought to my attention that the famous LGF Dictionary has been permanently scrubbed from LGF.  (cue violins)  I suppose that, since the Dictionary and I have history together, it might be appropriate  for me to comment on it….

Now, oddly enough, snork and I were discussing the possibility of this happening a little while ago.  And while we’ll probably never know if we were on the right track with regard to the reason (it disappeared without much, if any, fanfare), it seems certain that this marks an important milestone in the history of that site and for those who still inhabit it (even if they wouldn’t say publicly).   Ya know, in a metamorphotic sort of way.  The Dictionary is like the discarded chrysalis…or something.

Anyway, it got me all sentimental, and I remembered that I had kept a copy of the last “official” version as a souvenir during the whole “punking” episode.   So I went back to examine it a bit, and all I can say right off the bat is that I recommend looking at the credits (which were absent in CJ’s version, naturally).  Or, better yet, here:

The LGF Dictionary was started and maintained for years exclusively by zombie, but this new version has several editors:

zombie, song_and_dance_man, Killgore Trout, Thanos, vxbush, lawhawk, DesertSage, Mandy Manners, Noam Sayin’, and writermom.

(Hat tips to: Charles, song_and_dance_man, theparson, zulubaby, Raziel (Troll Devouring Blader), scaramouche, Frank IBC, mich-again, Poitiers-Lepanto, Perry, composmentis, Andrew B., Buckaroo, kps, whiterasta, Yehudit, aboo-Hoo-Hoo, AG in Houston, Al di Grandpa, American Infidel, bkrog, Bob G., bouzouki, christheprofessor, Craig Abu Al-Boo-Boo, Cybrludite, D. Edgren (the Merciless Infidel), DocDale, doppelganglander, Doss, Ed Moran abu GOMEX, exredtory, Ferris Bueller, FreeKeys, Geepers, Gmac, hm, ibu guru, Iron Fist, justdanny, kmclay, Kragar (Proud to be Kafir), M. Simon, Merovign, Meryl Yourish, Mike C., minuteman, mollyb, Mr Pol, Nannette, NuclearTinkerbell, Ol’ Southern Boy, ploome hineni, pst314, Rayra, rbmn, RickZ, satan sidekick, Spiny Norman, Stringart, Studsup, Throbert McGee, Village Idiot’s Apprentice, wtc394, Weiss, TotallySirius, Dan, adie, Antioch, Steve Barnett, Dan the Librarian of Sheffield Hallam University, David M, the crew who put together the LGF FAQ, and everybody who coined or popularized any of the terms here.)

I couldn’t help but take a sec to match those names up with Kirly’s book, and this is what I got. (someone help me out if I missed any).  

Interesting, eh?    Bloodbath.  Heavy casualties.  No wonder CJ left the credits out.   Oh well…

Moving on…

hmmmm….

Whoa!  Check this one:

racist - A statement of surrender during an argument. When two people or disputants are engaged in an acrimonious debate, the side that first says “Racist!” has conceded defeat. Synonymous with saying “Resign” during a chess game, or “Uncle” during a schoolyard fight. Originally, the term was meant to indicate that one side was accusing the other of being racist, but once it was noticed that people only resorted to this tactic when all other arguments had been exhausted, it acquired its new meaning of “indicating one’s own concession of defeat.”

I think it’s safe to say that this is part of that aforementioned discarded chrysalis.  As the pupa transforms into its adult form, the black stripes turn to yellow (so to speak), senses develop, and the neurological system allows it to see real racists around every corner:

Oct. '09

Oct. '09

Oct. '07

Oct. '07

…or something.

The beast has morphed, and it is ill-tempered.

BTW-  how would one reconcile the years the site spent universally dismissing racism accusations as weakness with what appears to be an all-hands-on-deck full-time effort to accuse and/or “prove” that others are racist?  Answer:  delete it, and you might not have to. 

Exit question:  Can they survive without an “Iron Fist Rule”?

Attack of the Little Green Nutballs

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

Blogmocracy In Action

Guest Blogger: Doriangrey

Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs is once again on the attack against HotAir.com.

WARNING: The following links go to Little Green Footballs a crazy Progressive blog, and may very soon be redirected to a annoying screen…

For today’s selections from the thousands of extreme, hateful, racist, and/or violent comments posted at Hot Air, we’ll start with some comments posted in this thread: Hot Air » Blog Archive » Hume’s challenge to media: Do you really want the Gibbs Seal of Approval? (Again, note that some of these commenters were banned from LGF, and have been seen at other websites complaining that their accounts were blocked for no reason other than simple disagreement. Their own comments here show how false this is.)

Of course not, Oba-Mao is their messiah, he holds their Marxist ideologies every bit as dearly to his heart as they do their own. Were the founding fathers alive today, they would be hanging these ba$tards from the nearest Liberty Tree for treason. Benjamin Franklin would be spitting flames to see what his precious Fourth Estate has become.

doriangrey on October 21, 2009 at 8:18 AM

I’m flattered that Charles placed a comment by yours truly first.. His failure to grasp genuine American Patriotism pretty much says all there is to say about Charles. This attack on HotAir by itself would have simply made me chuckle to myself, however since it was followed by a personal attack Against Ed Morrisey

meanwhile, several prominent conservative bloggers and newly-minted Johnson foes such as Hot Air headliner Ed Morrissey and actual cartoon character Pam Geller are standing around talking about how much of a big, diaper-wetting baby Johnson has turned out to be (the character depicting blogger Dan Riehl even explains, lest any subtlety make its way into the panel, that Johnson “just needs his diaper changed”).

I have decided to write about it.

Charles Johnson has become a paranoid delusional tyrant attempting to exercise the same kind of ruthless Chavez like control over other blogs as he exercises on his own blog. He is a mean spirited detestable punk.

One day, perhaps far sooner than any of us care to admit Charles is likely to get his fondest wish, that the government will exercise the same kind of ruthless vicious censorship over the internet that he exercises over his own blog. When that day comes, Chuckles the clown will discover that even a bootlicker like himself has no immunity to censorship.

(Cross Posted @  The Wilderness of Mirrors)

((copy the link location and paste into the browser to get around Charles’ childish redirect))

Update by Rodan: I never like to step on a Guest Post but I have to link the new Bite Me! Comics Episode of Charles “Icarus” Johnson and Sharmuta!
Click on the picture for the link. (hattip to Mars for the link, thanks!)
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The Nightly Icarus Chronicles

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

This is that thread to discuss the latest rants or antics of that failed Progressive blogger. The one where you let out frustrations and laugh at the antics of Radical Far Left Blogger Charles “Icarus” Johnson.

This video shows the jealousy Johnson has for Blogmocracy.

This is the Overnight Thread!

Update: here is another funny video describing the paranoia of Charles “Icarus” Johnson.

(Video Hat Tip: typicalwhitey)

Update: This picture aptly portrays what has happened to the real life Icarus.

icarus_72

The Thread For That

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

~Blogmocracy in Action~
Guest spoof by: Snork!

[Note: this is a spoof. This is only a spoof]


It seems Charles finally does reach
ideological purity!

A sekrit 1.0 thread from the not so distant future.

Latest at 1.0: ExxonMobil causes crop circles!

Well, it looks like ExxonMobil is up to new mischief. According to Exxonsecrets.org, there is a newly discovered conspiracy involving ExxonMobil, Halliburton, Tyson foods, and a gang of local prankster helicopter pilots to create crop circles, in order to defeat the organic free range chicken industry. Exxonsecrets quotes Zelda Pollo, president of the Vashon Island lesbian free range chicken association and hemp shop:

I was out grazing my chickens, and found the organic food crop that I was growing being destroyed. My chickens are crashing starving. This is obviously a plot by Big Chicken in cahoots with Big Oil.

Exxonsecrets went on to say that Ms. Pollo witnessed black helicopters spraying a totally chemical smelling chemical on her crops. It was like, chemicals. Then the crops turned brown, and all the flowertops went, like, limp.

Said Ms. Pollo:

I’m bummed. The chicken conspiracy is trying to put us all out of business, because we don’t make those fat industrial chickens that Big Oil uses to make oil out of. And this is hurting my other business, too.

Exxonsecrets also reports men in uniforms patrolling the area, with patches that say something with “D”, “E”, and “A”.

Well, lizards, this is disgusting. I hope Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh are happy about this rural cooperative losing their ability to grow cooperative organic chickens to feed hungry children all over the world.  Oh, and hit the tip jar.

Read it all…[www.exxonsecrets.org/kentuckyfriedconspiracy.html]

Donate. Now. I SAID NOW!
LGF Approved Comments: 

1 Sharmuta:
Disgusting, Charles! How can those creeps sleep at night!
2 asswhistle:
Those right-wingers have no shame!
3 Jimmah:
Agree, sweet thing!
4 LudwigVanQuacksalot:
Those deniers will stop at nothing!
5 MandyManners:
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
6 KKKillgore Trout:
Charles, the right wing has gone totally off the rails. You’re the only constant in this crazy world.
7 Sharmuta:
Charles, you’re the shizzle!*swoon*
8 Cato the Elderberry:
Charles, you’re so great! I don’t care what the stalker blogs say about you!
9 Irish Hose:
I’m going to go shut them down, now!
10 Walter “wtf” Newton:
Charles, are you sure there isn’t something else to this story?

11 Charles
Walter, are you questioning me?

12 Walter “wtf” Newton:
No, sir. Sorry. I don’t know what I was thinking.
13 MandyManners:
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
14 Gus 666:
I only eat free-range chickens.
15 asswhistle:
Meat is murder.
16 Gus 666:
I eat only vegan free-range ethical chickens.
17 KKKillgore Trout:
What’s a vegan chicken?
18 Gus 666:
It’s made of tofu
19 asswhistle:
Tofu comes from your toes. It’s an animal product.
20 Gus 666:
Nu-uh!
21 asswhistle:
Yeah huh!
22 Gus 666:
Nu-uh!
23 asswhistle:
Yeah huh!
24 Gus 666:
Nu-uh!
25 asswhistle:
Yeah huh!

26 Charles:
Do I have to send you all to time-out?

27 Gus 666
Sorry, Charles.
28 asswhistle
Sorry, Charles.
29 KKKillgore Trout:
Sorry, Charles.
30 Walter “wtf” Newton:
Sorry, Charles.
31 Sharmuta:
Charles, I’m so sorry you have to put up with this abuse. After all you’ve done for these people!
32 MandyManners:
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
33 MandyManners:
Oops. I mean sorry, Charles. Can you please delete my 32?
34 LudwigVonQuacksalot
This just proves that global warming is real. Because I’m a scientist. Hey everybody, look at me.
35 Cato the Elderberry:
No, everybody look at me!
36 LudwigVonQuacksalot
Cato, you dumbshit. If you were a scientist, you wouldn’t have outed yourself.
37 Cato the Elderberry:
Did not.
38 LudwigVonQuacksalot
Did so.
39 Cato the Elderberry:
Nu-uh!
40 LudwigVonQuacksalot
Yeah huh!
41 Cato the Elderberry:
Nu-uh!
42 LudwigVonQuacksalot
Yeah huh!
43 Cato the Elderberry:
Nu-uh!
44 LudwigVonQuacksalot
Yeah huh!
45 Cato the Elderberry:
Nu-uh!

46 Charles
Cato! Ludwig! To the timeout room!

[thread goes silent...]

[Either that or LGF has completed the morph into dailykos- in which case, SCREW HIM!]

Busking, In The Digital Age

Sunday, October 18th, 2009

Scanning through my favorite HQ for drama yesterday, I couldn’t help but think of this

Busking
Busking is the practice of performing in public places for tips and gratuities. People engaging in this practice are called buskers or street performers. Busking performances can be just about anything that people find entertaining….

…when I saw this:

cjbusker1

I dunno about you guys, but that right there…. gave me pause.  I’ve been all around the blogosphere, but maybe I hadn’t given it much thought in the past.  There are quite a few full-time bloggers out there that make ends meet this way.   More power to ‘em, I say, since there are definitely a lot worse ways to live, and I think most people like the idea of being their own boss.  I’ve never seen any of these high-profile bloggers actually state that they’d prefer to do this strictly begging for tips, however.  I thought about it some more, and I think I came to understand the rationale. 

After all, if you picture this:

sp2amazon1

One has to assume that this guy is eventually going to realize that he kinda looks ridiculous, to the point where he’d want to rip up the silly Amazon logos and stop shilling for the Kindle™.  A true busker at heart would, right?   While I suspect many bloggers take some pride in the advertising deals they land, a real busker-blogger would sever as many big corporate connections as possible.  It would make sense that the ultimate goal of these bloggers would be to  build up a congregation of readers and get to the point where they are sustained solely on the proceeds of the tip jar.  In that respect, the status of exclusively busking could be viewed as the pinnacle of blogging.  Free.  Pure.  Rarefied, even.  

(The goal might be little harder to achieve when everyone and their brother is being banned/blocked from the site.  On the other hand, maybe the revenue generated through the subsequent butt-kissing more than makes up for the lost $$.)    

In any case, after much soul-searching,  I finally admitted to myself that CJ’s site has provided a great deal of entertainment to me over the past few years.  Plus, I can’t resist the thought of helping someone who’s reaching for their dream, so last night I busted out the PayPal account one more time.

Join me in helping this aspiring busker out!

paypalbeach1

The Nightly Nancy – Gimme dat Ding

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

~Blogmocracy in action~
Guest post by: snork!

A few of us have noticed the psycho lab that 1.0 has become since the institution of dings and karma. Well, my dogma (freedom) is peeing on their karma. But to really understand the diabolical device that this is, you first have to understand Pavlov’s dog. When simple-minded creatures learn that they can do something simple, and get instant gratification, they do more of it. After doing it enough, they can be made to salivate on a bell ring. Or a blog ding. And pretty soon, the ding becomes the thing, and they crave them, and can’t explain why. So here’s to the dingbats, Jonesing on the overnight thread:

That’s right, that’s right
I’m sad and blue
‘Cause I can’t use the karma tool
I’m lost, I’m lost
Can’t do my thing
That’s why I sing
Gimme, Gimme Dat Ding ah..

[Refrain]:

[Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Dat
Gimme Dat Ding, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat Ding
Gimme Dat, Gimme, Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Dat Ding]
(Oh Sing it one more time Momma)

Oh, [Refrain]
(Ah, you ain’t doin’ that late at night)

Ah, what good’s a blogging home
Without a button for dinging?
How well can anybody tell what Dear Leader thinks?
How can you tell which lizard to throw under the bus?
How can you ever hope to know who’s not with us?
Gimme Dat, (Gimme Dat) Ah Gimme Dat (Gimme Dat)
Ah Gimme Dat, (Gimme Dat) Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme,
(Ah Gotcha!)

[Refrain]

[Honky Tonk Piano Interlude]

[Refrain]

Ah, what do we really know about the Master of the Dings?
Does anybody really, really know which way he swings?
I crave the dinging like Ed Mahmoud craves the bar.
I need my dings even though this place has gone bizarre.
Gimme Dat, Ah Gimme Dat
Ah Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme,

[Refrain]

 

CfnJ: Race Detective!

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

From BITE ME! Comics:

Chuck Johnson – Race Detective vol I

race
I don’t know who created this, but whoever it was: Bravo! (click the pic)

(thanks to ladycatnip and Spitfire Murphy (gosh I miss our LoppyD!) for the laugh this morning~
Can’t remember where I saw it first so I’m covering all bases)

LGF Quotes Of The Week

Friday, October 16th, 2009

I suppose I should be pleased that this featured LGF howler serves as evidence that we’re having success with our mission to free the 1.0ers from their oppressive cult (as if the flood of refugees isn’t evidence enough).  You see, when the regime heads are just makin’ stuff up out of thin air about us, it’s a good sign that we’re winning:

sharmpaypal1

What Sharmuta was referring to, I assume, was this thread.  But anyone who reads the post or the comments would see that the latter thought never crossed my keyboard, and that of course it was 2 cents* (as in, you know….nevermind).  I was giving a “tip”, that’s it.

 But with that BS served up, naturally CJ saw the ball on the proverbial tee and chimed in to confirm that “it doesn’t”.  Then:

sharmpaypal2

Ah yes. That tasty egg.

Look, I know that one of the perks of banning netizens is being able to spare oneself the burden of having them come in to defend themselves when crap like this flies out, so I can understand the frustration emanating from over there when they see this blog taking off….but that was laughably pathetic.  

*I assume that people are now donating 1 cent ’cause it’s the same product at 50% off. ;)