I find that offensive! Why I flossed just last year I did, and I brush almost every month!

/As if it wasn’t obvious.

Because the camels don’t have to?

Eeeeeewwwwww!

I so wish this blog had a puke-face emoticon, as it would be of great use in this post.

I’ll have to settle for this:

Re:

It turns out that non-Muslim recreational swimmers must adhere to sharia approved swim wear or be turned away from taxpayer funded municipal pools and state schools.

If that is true, that is one of the lamest, most unfair things I’ve read in quite awhile.

Why should Non-Musilms be bound by Muslim traditions/rules???

Many moons ago my then girlfriend was working on Harley Street in London. (That’s where all the ’seriously monied’ went for their medical check ups). She was working as a bacteriologist in a very exclusive lab. In walked a Saudi Prince for his annual physical. He actually looked like Jabba the Hutt from Starwars!!! I kid you not!

The male technicians who normally took samples were all at lunch so the Bacteriologists had to draw straws to decide who would have to do the dirty (and i use that word advisedly) job. Guess who ‘won’!

My girlfriend proceeded to glove, gown and mask up completely and as she was about to go take samples some wag said … ‘Don’t worry he only likes little boys and goats.’ ….. After peeling back the rolls of unwashed fat she found his tiny pecker and proceeded to remove the accumulated green cheese from around his cock. The smell was almost more than she could bear!

And YES when the test results came in he did indeed have three nasty Social Diseases. She declared that she had done her duty for ALL TIME and the ‘mussie princelings’ could in the future wait for a male tech with a very strong stomach to do the nasty deed next time.

Now imaging swimming in a public pool after a massive heap of putrid diseased mussie flesh had been bathing in the pool before you!

You thought that I was joking about wanting a public pool emptied and scrubbed out professionally before the normal folks use it … didn’t you!

Heh

The progs are like the ‘Rise of the Undead’ B grade movie types. They slumber in their lairs oblivious to the world changing around them until …. WHAMO …. they pick up where they left off in 1972. ” Whattt you hear them gasp …. the USSR has gone?? Can’t be true”

Just ensure that you never expose your financial juggler to them. They will pounce on you and suck you dry of all your $$$$$$s.

As for the idiot council who allows the mussies to dictate pool rules. Remember that many Brit Local councils have silly old marxists as councillors. It keeps them off the streets and away from impressionable kids … don’t you know.

I’d like to know exactly whether normal local council swimming pool opening times have been invaded by the mussies or whether they have paid the council for Mussie Swimming Time, after hours. If it’s the former then the councillors and pool manager should be run out of Acton Town on a rail with a fresh coat of tar and feathers. Actually the Brits could do a little Alinski-ing as well. Cover up under a tent to get in and once in the water Disrobe!!!!!! Guys wearing Aussie ‘Bondi Beach budgie smuggler’ swimmers and the ladies the latest in three triangles plus associated dental floss tie bikinis.

It’d be worth getting the bum’s rush by the pool management just to rub their mussie noses in it! heh

If not and the mussies have paid serious money for an ‘after hours Mussie swimfest then one would hope that the pool is emptied and professionally sanitized thoroughly after the mussie scum floats to the water surface. Ewwwwww! You would never know WHAT you might catch dipping your head under after the burkhered’ ones have left the water!