I went dumpster diving out back behind the “Lizard Lounge” over at 1.0 and found this apparent rough draft of a post Charles might be planning. Looks like he’s discovered yet more dangerous right wing extremists who are planning a revolution. (By the way, folks, this is satire.)
Following up on my post from yesterday that outed Jim Thompson, the founder of the right wing website Free Republic, for calling for a revolution to overturn the results of last November’s election, it seems the kook right wing fringe blogosphere’s case of Obama Derangement Syndrome is getting even worse. Obviously echoing Thompson’s extremist rhetoric, the kookish Sam Adams over at The Original Tea Party Guy gives us this little gem,
“The liberties of our country, the freedom of our civil constitution, are worth defending against all hazards: And it is our duty to defend them against all attacks.”
But I’m sure he doesn’t mean anything violent by that, of course. Wink wink, nudge nudge. Adams’ fellow tax protestor, John Marshall who posts at the subversively named Free the Supreme Court, tells us,
“An unlimited power to tax involves, necessarily, a power to destroy; because there is a limit beyond which no institution and no property can bear taxation.”
Sheesh, how does Marshall think we’re going to fund the health care we need if we don’t have taxes? He’s probably another one of those “patriots” who wants to see Obama fail to save the economy. And I’m sure he’s a racist who doesn’t want Sotomayor on the Supreme Court, either. There is something seriously wrong with the water over there in Ronpaulistan.
As another example, see the incitements to violence by Thompson’s wacko fellow-traveller at Hanover County “Patriot”,
“It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace — but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!”
Just a little bit pretentious, don’t you think? No wonder the conservative movement has been discredited by its own reactionary fringe. We can only hope that the FBI is keeping a close watch on this Henry guy. Another nugget of wisdom from the same site,
“Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are inevitably ruined.”
No wonder Colin Powell doesn’t want to have anything to do with these loons anymore. By the way, this Patrick Henry is also a creationist. Surprise, surprise.
Lastly, check this out, from a theocratic site called Independence Now,
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness….”
Good grief.
Tags: Charles Johnson, LGF, lgfsucks, Satire
Interesting all those sites don’t exist.
Good old Chuckles, making up shit as he goes along.
Apologies for the off topic (sort of) so soon but I just saw this post at 1.0 by Landline in the Rep. Mike Castle vs. the Nirthers thread at 6:24. It’s a pretty brave post for 1.0. Is that a sock puppet from 2.0?
(I don’t know how to use the big green quote marks but following is the comment):
“Charles, So the presumption on LGF these days is that Republicans are, for the most part, irrational religious fanatics, but Democrats are sane, practical, and levelheaded? Why are you contending that this video represents the Republican “base”? Are you not panting with a rather broad brush? Where is the outrage over Obama’s 30 plus czars, the lack of transparency, the short shifting of Israel on the settlements, the decision by justice not to prosecute those thugs in Philadelphia for voter intimidation, the politicization of the Census, etc.. The ratio of Republican bashing to Democrat bashing is probably 10 to 1 on here now. Why the dramatic change since the inauguration?”
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Hello boys and girls, back in the saddle.
Is this a setup? He has dropped all pretense of conservationism now, doesn’t he believe in the founding fathers vision of our country. Just ANOTHER Obama.
Did he really say this?
“Sheesh, how does Marshall think we’re going to fund the health care we need if we don’t have taxes?” OMG is he really this dumb? We don’t NEED Obama health care, he WANTS us to be dependent on the state. Who is the bigger narcissist here, Obama or CJ?
This is a satire, right?
re: #2 by Runner
It really is out and out wackiness over there now. The rational put forth is on par the HuffPo, it really didn’t take long for the 1.0 sheeple to fall in line. Good work comrades, just follow the party line and everything will be just fine.
re: #6 by Sparky
it’s full out sedition from the lefties over there
re: #2 by Runner
I suggest we prepare a welcoming party for Landline, since s/he will be along shortly.
re: #6 by Sparky
I hear ya Sparky.
re: #8 by tqcincinnatus
I thought the same thing.
Plus I like the way he accuses Charles of “panting” with a broad brush! “pant pant”
re: #10 by Runner
I presumed Landline was a “he” but it could just well be a “she”.
re: #5 by Runner
D’oh! I just saw the disclaimer in this post that it is indeed satire. I’m such a tool!
LOL! I got fooled.
Hey, look at the latest from Irish Rose…
Such an exciting life. sheesh
re: #12 by Runner
Oooh that fine print! But just because it is satire doesn’t mean it does not reflect the sentiment of the bigheaded one himself!
re: #13 by savage
She’s watched too many detergent commercials!
re: #15 by Runner
Welfare cheats tend to do that.
And lots of welfare queens are big FAT pigs too
re: #16 by savage
You are a big meanie! (but you made me smile)
re: #17 by Runner
shucks
I see at Nancy’s site Nancy posted a thread about Bosnian Serbs being convicted of burning Muslims alive, and that ugly pig Irish Rose said how we’ll all “meltdown” here.
Hey Rosie, how about spending your time with a plastic surgeon so he or she can attempt to make you somewhat attractive rather than attempting to predict how we will react to that atrocious act committed by the Serbs, you ugly bitch.
re: #19 by Bob in Breckenridge
What’re we melting down over?
I thought we were enjoying ourselves and poking fun at the stupidity of the lefties.
re: #16 by savage
I remember when Nike Air shoes came out and they were way the hell over 100 bucks…. along with starter jackets that were a few hundred bucks.
Only people I ever saw with them were on welfare or on tv.
I never understood it…. the folks I knew who were on welfare (I’m talking about the habitual welfare folks, not the ones who have bad times and leave welfare as soon as they get stable again) had the hot new clothes, shoes and video game stuff.
re: #20 by LanceKates
The ugly pig posted the following, I guess “thinking” that we’d be pissed that the murderers were convicted:
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Meltdown at Deuce in 3…2…1…
Sorry I’ve been away, but my goodness it looks like we forced CJ out of the closet on the Amazon thing. Just got it all out there, splashed a big fat “Amazon store” button at the top of the page, and then I see this PR post today.
Pretty soon we’ll see him in videos practicing his idea for their new jingle.
huh. what’s everyone’s impression of this?
Japan’s Prime Minister dissolves Parliament.
re: #22 by Bob in Breckenridge
well, I guess I don’t have much of an opinion on it. If they did it, I guess they deserve punishment. Disagree with Islam if you like (and I do, I do!) but there really isn’t justification for burning people alive.
I feel we may have been on the wrong side in that war, and that CLinton brought us into it to cover his sexual issues… but barbaric acts aren’ acceptable
Great parody tc! Love that you used founding fathers quotes, something cj is so fond of doing. Betcha he hates and disregards all those bloody minded words,only mines for the quotes he can twist into his own narrow focus. Thats it, founder quotes as living flexible words.
re: #24 by LanceKates
huh. what’s everyone’s impression of this?
Japan’s Prime Minister dissolves Parliament.
What’d he dissolve them in?
re: #19 by Bob in Breckenridge
I see at Nancy’s site Nancy posted a thread about Bosnian Serbs being convicted of burning Muslims alive, and that ugly pig Irish Rose said how we’ll all “meltdown” here.
Serbians? SERBIANS?? Serbians are SOUTH Slavs! Sorbians are NORTH Slavs! Sorbs are not Serbs!!
Chuck’s brilliant retort to landline
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As usual, when the thread starts to get old and they know they won’t have to face as much opposition, the Nirthers and LGF-bashers come out to play.
re: #24 by LanceKates
Everyone’s moving towards smaller government except us!
re: #27 by tqcincinnatus
He got rid of them and said they’re going to hold new elections.
I don’t know much about Japan’s setup, but does he have that power?
re: #13 by savage
Oh great! Another Flat (read: green) Earther!
Some of us might actually prefer to use our dryers!
re: #15 by Runner
Yeah, and too many romance novels. Remember her comment about her strapping boyfriend?? lol
re: #32 by vapig
Somehow the idea of Irish Rose hanging out her unmentionables on a line for the world to see is not very appealing to imagine.
re: #28 by tqcincinnatus
Serb are the bogeymen for Charles and his bunch. Tomorrow it will be Israel. Anyone who stands up to Islam is bad according to the Progressive Movement.
re: #32 by vapig
And some of us stopped using chlorine bleach in the 1980s.
re: #35 by Rodan
The only reason he has not dumped on Israel yet is because we keep predicting he will.
That is funny as hell! Thanks!