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51 Responses to “Caption This…”
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  1. no2liberals
    1 | May 19, 2009 8:12 pm

    If that b***h takes another snap shot of his package, I’m gonna dump this cup on her camera.


  2. excommunicator
    2 | May 19, 2009 8:15 pm

    is that a monkey fossil in those speedos or are you just happy to see me?


  3. bar
    3 | May 19, 2009 8:23 pm

    Guy: I drink Miller Lite and wear women’s head bans!

    Girl: he is so metro sexual!


  4. Jimmy The Clam
    4 | May 19, 2009 8:32 pm

    I am such a lock for the next HCwDB of the Month!
    http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/


  5. LanceKates
    5 | May 19, 2009 8:40 pm

    crap… I’m drunk. That isn’t a caption, I’m actually drunk. Went to a biker bar after work. forgot that I hadn’t eaten since 3.

    I REALLY Hhate this feeling/..


  6. tuffy
    6 | May 19, 2009 9:02 pm

    “What’s that word??….douchey….yeah yeah, that’s it maaaaaan!!”


  7. song_and_dance_man
    7 | May 19, 2009 9:06 pm

    Is that a warm thong evolving on the back of my head?

    I choose you, 1.0!


  8. off with my head
    8 | May 19, 2009 9:11 pm

    Screw the caption. Black bikini… boobies… beer…


  9. off with my head
    9 | May 19, 2009 9:11 pm

    “Yes, that was a queef”


  10. LanceKates
    10 | May 19, 2009 9:13 pm

    black bikini and boobies and it is the CAPTION you want to screw??
    that’s just wrong.


  11. tuffy
    11 | May 19, 2009 9:14 pm

    “Hey girls, check out that guy’s ass over there. Oh my gundle, he’s so cuuuute!!”


  12. Sparky
    12 | May 19, 2009 9:15 pm

    “Anybody else forget their bottoms, I got more electrical tape!”


  13. 13 | May 19, 2009 9:24 pm

    I’m a ‘pissed as a newt metrosexual’ and the airhead behind me is drinking Cool-ade.

    And the Islamists are coming to hack off my head with a spoon…… but…

    Hey dude …. party on!

    Duh!


  14. 3 Foot Lizard
    14 | May 19, 2009 11:06 pm

    Yeah brah, that’s my pick up line!
    “Do the Douche.”


  15. justin case
    15 | May 19, 2009 11:47 pm

    look. a three headed monkey.


  16. 16 | May 20, 2009 1:30 am

    A three-headed monkey? Then the prophecies have come true!


  17. RickZ
    17 | May 20, 2009 1:49 am

    That picture looks like Val Kilmer resting up between takes of his beach volleyball scene from ‘Top Gun’.


  18. 18 | May 20, 2009 5:07 am

    Rick’s scheme to make a set of “Pubic Headphones” was foiled because he was just too big of a douchebag.


  19. 19 | May 20, 2009 5:09 am

    “I don’t care if she has an arm growing out of her abdomen… everything else is just where it ought to be…”


  20. 20 | May 20, 2009 5:12 am

    “C’mon, pull my finger.”


  21. 21 | May 20, 2009 5:17 am

    Rita found that rubbing her crotch against Ricky’s scrubby head was just the thing to relieve the itching from her crabs.


  22. BuddyG
    22 | May 20, 2009 5:19 am

    *itties and Beer !


  23. BuddyG
    23 | May 20, 2009 5:26 am

    Treasure Island


  24. Leon
    24 | May 20, 2009 5:55 am

    “Hey good lookin’.
    I’ll be back to pick you up later”.


  25. BuddyG
    25 | May 20, 2009 7:05 am

    Blonds have more fun


  26. tuffy
    26 | May 20, 2009 7:16 am

    RE. 21

    LOL, that gave me a good morning belly laugh. thanks :)

    They’re ALL funny, really. Good stuff.


  27. BuddyG
    27 | May 20, 2009 7:23 am

    Rub-a-dub, two maids in a tub,
    And who do you think were there?
    A bush, a tree, a flowery shrub
    Stuck to the pointy guy’s hair


  28. mike
    28 | May 20, 2009 8:23 am

    Move your head, dude.


  29. m
    29 | May 20, 2009 9:23 am

    25. BuddyG ~ since I have nothing to compare it to (the “more” part), I’ll have to say… yep! :o )


  30. 30 | May 20, 2009 9:36 am

    This remonds me of 95 when I used to DJ in South Beach Miami. Man were those Beach parties great!


  31. Bill Jenkins
    31 | May 20, 2009 9:49 am

    #28 Mike

    Move your head, dude.

    That was my first thought as well.


  32. WrathofG-d
    32 | May 20, 2009 9:59 am

    Earlier today, I had dissented about this thread being on our site.

    That comment has been removed.

    Am I being deleted?


  33. 33 | May 20, 2009 10:07 am

    32. WrathofG-d,
    When did this happen?


  34. 34 | May 20, 2009 10:11 am

    33. Rodan

    I posted the comment at approx 8:45 a.m. PST this morning.

    I stated that this picture (although humorous) was crass, awkward, and unnecessary for a political blog.

    I will be big enough to allow for the possibility that I, myself, somehow messed up my posting, but I don’t believe that is likely.

    Is there a way to check deleted posts? I don’t think I should be getting deleted.


  35. bar
    35 | May 20, 2009 10:14 am

    “I know that dude.”


  36. LanceKates
    36 | May 20, 2009 10:15 am

    34 wrath

    If it happened, it wasn’t me, heh.

    Maybe it iz teh Charles, from 1.0!

    seriously though, I’ve had a comment ot two disappear from here. I always chalked it up to user error.


  37. 37 | May 20, 2009 10:17 am

    36. LanceKates

    Fair enough, maybe I somehow forgot to hit ’submit’ or something.

    But if I did get deleted, the person that did it should adult-up and admit to it.

    Btw: I hate to be the resident fuddy-duddy, but do we really need 1/2 naked women, and drunk idiot males on our main page?


  38. 38 | May 20, 2009 10:25 am

    I hate to be the resident fuddy-duddy, but do we really need 1/2 naked women, and drunk idiot males on our main page?

    Bite your tongue!

    Some of us have built entire blogs around half-naked women, drunken idiot males, AND fart jokes and insinuations of Hillary’s lesbianism.

    And not just AoSHQ either!


  39. LanceKates
    39 | May 20, 2009 10:26 am

    37 Wrath

    I think it brings up an interesting trait in hot yet often shallow women. So desperate to not be alone, but so afraid of letting go of their shallow nature, they get with one ‘pretty’ prick after another, ending up getting hurt.


  40. 40 | May 20, 2009 10:45 am

    38. V the K

    As to an individuals personal preference towards these types of vices, I do not have a problem as it isn’t my business.

    However, as to this blog (and my own personal life) I find 1/2 naked women, men, and spring break debauchery to be simply prurient.

    If one wishes to discuss these types of things in an “open thread” or otherwise in context of a something a bit less animalistic (as LanceKates seems to attempt in #39), then I could support that as well.

    However, as it is in the context it is here, I find it (again) to be crass, unnecessary, and completely out of place on a political blog. In the end, it comes down – not to content – but instead time and place.


  41. m
    41 | May 20, 2009 11:01 am

    Wrath, it wasn’t me!


  42. m
    42 | May 20, 2009 11:03 am

    (but since this is almost an open thread…)

    If anyone has IE, could they test out the quotations rotations at the top right hand side?

    The other day TheSneak said the “next quote” stopped loading for her and since it was working for me then (even in IE) I can’t tell if I have it fixed or not.


  43. BuddyG
    43 | May 20, 2009 11:17 am

    Brewer’s Yeast

    (Sorry Wrath, can’t help myself)


  44. 44 | May 20, 2009 11:45 am

    43. BuddyG

    I think they would call this Thread “putting stumbling blocks before the blind”.

    ;)


  45. Bill Jenkins
    45 | May 20, 2009 12:26 pm

    WoG, I swear I commented recently and it disappeared as well. It was last night and nothing I said was crass or controversial.

    Part of me thought “Did I imagine doing that?” but I know I did submit the comment. I wonder if there are intermittent issues with the site.


  46. Escovado
    46 | May 20, 2009 12:37 pm

    It looks to me like that girl is about to dump her drink on top of that guy’s head.


  47. Escovado
    47 | May 20, 2009 12:39 pm

    #42. m:

    The next quote link is working for me in IE 8.


  48. BuddyG
    48 | May 20, 2009 2:49 pm

    Brillo Pillow


  49. tuffy
    49 | May 20, 2009 4:18 pm

    I think a good laugh every once in a while is important. I actually really enjoyed everyone’s different “take” on this picture. Sure, life is serious, even scary (especially these days) and I agree there is a time to address serious issues, but there is also a time to laugh at the ridiculous. I was just thinking this morning what a DIFFERENCE there is in the “light heartedness” of this blog compared to 1.0. If that changes, I would probably find myself seeking a reason to laugh and smile elsewhere.


  50. 50 | May 20, 2009 4:34 pm

    guy: “laugh at the headband all you want, dude with camera. I’m getting some tonight!”


  51. jbinnout
    51 | May 21, 2009 4:44 pm

    headband: “Suddenly I’m hungry for some fish and chips.”


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