As Their Lizard World Turns

Sometimes, the intense drama that a reader might discover on Charles Johnson’s LGF 1.0 is ten times better than those made-for-TV movies that show up on Lifetime,  and the laughs five times more frequent than on Comedy Central…

Case in point, one of last night’s threads.  It went off-topic pretty quickly (it was originally regarding creationism in politics), as the subject somehow turned to homosexuality and the Girl Scouts.  But the fun in this 900+ comment marathon didn’t really get started until Killgore Trout mentioned something in #475 about mowing his “fat lesbian” neighbor’s lawn.  The post earned him a net -5 karma score, and while Killgore was (presumably) outside mowing, the lizards piled on to him in subsequent comments for his lack of tact.  Away from the computer and unable to defend himself, the blowback snowballed, eventually leading up to this rather groundbreaking comment from Dark Falcon: 

darkfalconupding

Now, for some people, the hilarity of this comment may be difficult to put into words.  I mean, to an outsider not familiar with LGF’s little +/- comment rating system, the statement may sound straight-up deranged.  For others (especially those of us who are familiar with it), there’s a feeling that perhaps a grad student could write an entire thesis on the sociological and psychological aspects of a cyber culture that has embraced an enclosed system of gold stars and demerits to the point where the members actually use it on each other to deliver ultimatums.  And the same person might wonder if there are files somewhere with charts, graphs and tables to help the administrator of such a system actually quantify the level and scope of group-think, peer pressure, and general butt-kissing.

In any case, since I don’t really have the time for a thesis, I’m going to cover the hilarity instead.  To this end, I’m going to lay out a probable timeline of what happened beyond cyberspace, in the moments following Dark Falcon’s  little bombshell…

First, note the 8:47:31 PM PST timestamp in the comment (we’ll call this H-hour):


8:48:42- Sparsely distributed across 3 continents, a collective “ooooohhh” is uttered by 127 LGFers (in unison).

8:48:56- Shocked and frozen, Sharmuta’s half-smoked joint falls from her fingers.

8:49:21- Losing control of his emotions, Walter L. Newton accidentally kicks his dog under his desk. 

8:49:32- Gus 802 moves his cursor to upding Dark Falcon’s comment, pauses, then gets up from his chair.

8:50:37- From the basement, taxfreekiller growls: ”Mom!  I said one minute!!!

8:51:36- Pacing across his room and rubbing his forehead, Gus 802 wonders if Johnson can tell that he almost updinged Falcon’s comment.

8:52:45- MandyManners’ unattended pot of water boils over.

8:52:55- FurryOldGuyJeans thinks that perhaps not everyone knows what “GFY” means, and contemplates spelling it out in the next comment.

8:53:08- After clicking “new comments” for the 22nd time in 3 minutes, Iron Fist decides to scoop out navel lint with his knife.

8:53:10- Motivated by an overwhelming feeling of uncertainty, Gus 802 tries to change the subject (post #563).

8:54:17- Cato the Elder pulls a muscle while reaching for the remote, in an quick attempt to pause The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

8:54:19- After logging out of LGF and closing the window (just to be sure), Gus 802 uses Google see if it is possible for webmasters to track cursor movement.

8:54:52- Having been completely motionless for 6 minutes, Sharmuta finally blinks her eyes, as smoke rises around her.

8:55:00- FurryOldGuyJeans thinks to himself “nah”, and instead posts an even less recognizable acronym (post #567).

8:55:10- Beaming with pride, Mich-again re-read his comment #554 for the 35th time.

8:55:28- taxfreekiller, now screaming: “MOM!!!  I said ONE MINUTE!!!!”

8:55:55- To get his mind off what was unfolding before his eyes, Bobblehead registers a sockpuppet blog on WordPress.

8:56:24- Sharmuta’s face recoils from an unpleasant aroma, and she looks down to discover that the joint she dropped has ignited her stack of job application rejection letters.

8:56:31- A tear splashes onto WildIrishRose’s keyboard.

8:56:47- After “new comments” click #36, Iron Fist looks at his knife, and whispers to himself: “So beautiful, so magnificent“.

8:57:00- Having found nothing on Google, Gus 802 reopens LGF and logs back in.

8:57:01- Veins bulging, Walter L. Newton breaks the scroll wheel on his mouse. 

8:57:15-  Sharmuta looks at the flaming heap on her floor, then the beer on her desk, then her computer screen…. Flaming heap, beer, computer screen…  Flaming heap, beer, computer screen….. 

8:58:43- WildIrishRose’s keyboard absorbs its 10th tear.

8:59:29- Eighteen LGFers simultaneously consider ”Killgore Trout got banned” contingency plans.

9:00:59- With her beer in one hand, and her mouse in the other, Sharmuta manages to extinguish the fire on her floor.

9:04:22- The 20 or so ex-LGFers hanging out @ Table 9 discover the thread, and laugh hysterically.

…or something like that…

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  1. 1 | May 19, 2009 10:53 pm

    Now this is drop dead funny, very will done!


  2. 2 | May 19, 2009 11:03 pm

    Now this following is comment #8 by Dianna on the Rush Limbaugh is a Creationist thread. To which I just want to tell CJ…hey retard, God is a creationist and NOT a young earther…go figure!

    Anyway the comment:

    I heard that, and had to restrain myself from calling him up to chew him out. That would be a waste of time, and I had actual work to do, into the bargain.

    A remarkably silly statement.

    This reveals so much of thinking by the self absorbed, self important, self infatuated, intellectually incestuous posters at LGF. Can you imagine the thought process here? Yes I can just see this unfolding.

    Snerdly: Rush I have Dianna on the Line!

    Rush: Dianna from LGF?

    Snerdly: The very same!

    Rush: How do I look? How does my voice sound?

    Snerdly: Well you do seem stressed, a little nervous.

    Rush: Well it is DIANNA of LGF, I must be at my best, do you understand the power of a LGF poster?

    Snerdly: Ah, well no actually.

    Rush: They can singlehandedly turn aside the full power of a butterfly fart, that is how powerful they are.

    Snerdly: Gasping…are you kidding me? That powerful?

    Rush: Yes, and if I do not agree with Dianna right away, Charles Johnson will have me banned from the golden EIB microphone.

    Snerdly: You better agree with her Rush no matter what, tis the safe thing to do.

    Rush: I will, even if it means throwing all conservative values and every Christian to the right of Mao under the bus!


  3. bluliner10
    3 | May 19, 2009 11:04 pm

    Much better than the Lite beer drinking fruitcake of the previous entry…couldn’t they focus more on the background?

    Ah yes…the panic at LGF when one of the Gestapo suddenly gets himself in trouble…good thing he wasn’t off to trim his neighbor’s carpet


  4. 4 | May 19, 2009 11:21 pm

    That was hilarious… but I’m left feeling confused.

    1. Live next door to a lesbian. Check

    2. She’s more than a little bit overweight. Check

    3. Mowed my lawn today. Check

    Whoa.

    …Wait…

    am… am I Killgore Trout too?

    (cue Twilight Zone music)


  5. tunnelrat
    5 | May 19, 2009 11:27 pm

    Well done Chen!!!!

    I would only add that Salamantis would stay on-topic and launch into a long pseudo-intellectual tirade against creationists. He will use the words “empirical evidence” six times and “retro DNA” 3 times. After nobody replies to his comment, he gets up from the computer in order to put his Burger King uniforms in the washer.


  6. 6 | May 19, 2009 11:28 pm

    No, you mowed your own lawn, I think Killgore mowed her lawn, you need to evolve!


  7. 7 | May 19, 2009 11:32 pm

    Jehu, I’m quite happy being the red meat eating, non lesbian lawn mowing caveman that I am, thank you.

    Evolving is overrated. :wink:


  8. 8 | May 19, 2009 11:39 pm

    I hate CJ


  9. 9 | May 19, 2009 11:53 pm

    ROFL. We’ll save Kilgore a seat.


  10. justin case
    10 | May 19, 2009 11:53 pm

    queeg said
    It does mean something. This should be a day when all Americans — all human beings — are proud of what we can accomplish through science and research, and human intelligence. Discoveries like “Ida” happen once in a lifetime.

    that statement says more about how shallow the man is than anything to me.
    he thinks the scientific world gave god the finger, but cant see that they just made their-selves look like biased prats.


  11. Skippy
    11 | May 19, 2009 11:58 pm

    You’re okay Chen…I’m still laughing hysterically. :grin:

    It’s just another reminder of how pathetic that group of losers are over there. :roll:

    Keep us posted on how the Trout drama plays out.


  12. justin case
    12 | May 20, 2009 12:03 am

    you forgot mandy manners, screaming-
    what did you just say.


  13. justin case
    13 | May 20, 2009 12:08 am

    i better not do the joke about the finger in the dyke, i might be called crass.


  14. 14 | May 20, 2009 12:14 am

    No references to NY Nana, psycho bitch from Hell?


  15. bluliner10
    15 | May 20, 2009 12:17 am

    Chen, this is a work of genius! And to be honest, it is even funnier as I read the whole diatribe and kept your timeline in mind…wow, it was almost if you were tracking Gus 802’s cursor movements and watching all their internet cams…but, the duel between the fish and the mailman was truly classic…

    8:49.07 – the ponytailed ex-jazz musician paces his apartment, pondering, which member of the stalker site has nicjacked Killgore Trout? Sock puppets, Nazi’s, IDiots and now a fight between my minions…something is wrong in the universe…

    09:05.57 – the ponytailed one discovers a 47 million year old monkey at Drudge and realizes that soon he can bring peace to his universe…and some fresh bannings…


  16. Sprite
    16 | May 20, 2009 1:06 am

    As I said over at lgf the night of my second banning (with great pride): ‘I’m no monkey’. Heh. I even said I was an evolutionist and a creationist at the same time(!) Not too surprisingly, the mad dogs there couldn’t hear. The sycophants are, sadly, deaf.

    Well done, Chen! Bravo.


  17. Sprite
    17 | May 20, 2009 1:16 am

    And in re #14,

    Savage,

    Hello! NY Nana was always kind in my book. I welcome her here.


  18. African Moondog
    18 | May 20, 2009 1:18 am

    I followed the thread and all I saw was some multicolored creature, (probably a primeval Chinese monkey), telling me that I am an idiot.


  19. jakee308
    19 | May 20, 2009 3:04 am

    Hey, is “mowed my lesbian neighbor’s lawn” some sort of homosexual code phrase?

    Is it a KNOWN fact that KILLGORE TROUT is a male or female?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

    P.S. to any 1.0’s out there with webcams; I’d be careful what you say and do whether you’re logged on or not.
    YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!!!1111!!!


  20. goddessoftheclassroom
    20 | May 20, 2009 3:32 am

    Good morning, y’all.

    In reading this saga, the first thought I had was, “Why does it matter that the neighbor is a lesbian or fat?”


  21. no2liberals
    21 | May 20, 2009 3:40 am

    Mornin’ gotc!
    While you are catching up on your headlines, be advised that the real problem with California is it’s voters.
    /sarc


  22. justin case
    22 | May 20, 2009 3:40 am

    20. goddessoftheclassroom
    no it doesent matter, the only thing that does is the fruitcup on the table.

    no seriously he sounds like a scorned man-maybe.


  23. no2liberals
    23 | May 20, 2009 3:41 am

    As for the up or down dingaling thing, that came along long after I left, so you’ll have to excuse me for not understanding why anyone would participate in a forum with a system such as that.


  24. 24 | May 20, 2009 4:15 am

    ChenZhen,

    Professionally funny and your pondering on the “dings”… profoundly so.


  25. 25 | May 20, 2009 4:29 am

    Side note…Might be a pandemic…I too lived next door to a couple of lesbians. (one skinny (the she-male), and one a little chubby) with the funny part being that their relationship was obvious from day 1…however on something like day 300 they had a rather loud discussion that was pretty much inaudible in spite of its volume but they assumed my wife and I heard them and they came over later to apologize for their little row which they thought had, only just now, outed them.

    Humanoids are funny creatures.


  26. LanceKates
    26 | May 20, 2009 5:01 am

    excellent Chen.

    ot: Pelosi was just shown on fox news and it reminded me of her desire for a TRUTH Commission. What better way to assure that the truth is never involved than to put ‘truth’ in the title?


  27. BuddyG
    27 | May 20, 2009 5:36 am

    Still commenting on 1.0’s nonsense


  28. Special-K
    28 | May 20, 2009 5:52 am

    That was so funny! Eerily funny! Creepily funny because it so ACCURATE–it could have happened exactly that way.


  29. Ma Sands
    29 | May 20, 2009 6:02 am

    @ 25. whatfur

    I, too, have a couple of lesbians living “next door” (across the street) ….and it was my half-grown sons, some years ago, who spoke of that relationship and made me wonder……until the ladies put a sign out on the edge of their huge-lawned corner property…..a corner where a school bus picks up a sizable load of children each early morning…..the sign was an advertisement for their church, and said, “Would Jesus discriminate?” I taped (respectful, I thought, : ) notes to it for a while, until they stopped taping response notes back to me….. : ) ………then, on my birthday this past March, one of them called me on the telephone and said they’d accidentally gotten a birthday card in the mail, that they realized, after they’d opened it, was for me. So, one of them brought it over, along with some fresh-baked cookies : ) ……and, in looking at it after she left, I saw it was from a friend who’d included fifty dollars, in cash……one effect was that it sealed my respect for those two ladies as human beings….. : )


  30. Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
    30 | May 20, 2009 6:17 am

    There ya go, Walter, that’ll show him!

    BTW, the timeline is HILARIOUS!


  31. exceller
    31 | May 20, 2009 6:54 am

    wow, just wow. A masterpiece Chen Zen, truly comedy gold.


  32. m
    32 | May 20, 2009 6:55 am

    8:51:36- Pacing across his room and rubbing his forehead, Gus 802 wonders if Johnson can tell that he almost updinged Falcon’s comment.

    Oh, I.Love.It.


  33. m
    33 | May 20, 2009 6:59 am

    Chen, that was great. How did you find out about the hidden webcams in the football? lol


  34. exceller
    34 | May 20, 2009 7:07 am

    “As Their Lizard World Turns”
    should should be a recurring soap on here.

    or perhaps;
    General Johnsons Hospital

    UpDings Of Our Lives

    One Life To Ban


  35. tuffy
    35 | May 20, 2009 7:11 am

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Holy SHITE, that was frackin’ hilarious!!!

    Priceless.


  36. tuffy
    36 | May 20, 2009 7:17 am

    I like that…”One Life to Ban”…I can almost hear the piano intro…


  37. RickZ
    37 | May 20, 2009 7:30 am

    Like posts down the memory hole, so are The Days Of Our 1.0 Lives.

    “I only regret that I have but one life to give for 1.0.” Nathan Hale Johnson

    [Not to be confused with Patrick Henry Johnson's, "I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me 1.0 or give me death!"]

    The Brothers Johnson Traveling Darwin Salvation Show.


  38. 38 | May 20, 2009 7:39 am

    This was funny and hillarious!


  39. iam7545
    39 | May 20, 2009 7:54 am

    I heard that Walter is really Sharmutta in drag

    errrr

    What a bunch of dopes over there. They make the koz kidz look like geniuses


  40. Ma Sands
    40 | May 20, 2009 8:11 am

    @ 39. iam7545

    When Walter was new there, he sent me a copy of a play he was working on, about an aspect of the Holocaust, and true incidents of rescuing children at the cost of the lead person’s own life…..Walter is quite British in perspective…..be kind to him….. : )


  41. bar
    41 | May 20, 2009 8:33 am

    “Like sands through the hourglass, so are the lizards of our lives.”


  42. PCGONEWILD
    42 | May 20, 2009 8:38 am

    I am waiting for Charles to come out against Israel. That should be in the not too distant future. I mean he has adds for single Muslims on his site now, so coming out against Israel will not be too much of a stretch for him.


  43. Natasha
    43 | May 20, 2009 8:38 am

    Heh… Looking at this drama from the outside, it seems so childish. Do people not have lives? “Updings”, “Downdings”, “Karma points”, getting upset over the whole ordeal… Heck, my kindergarten was more mature than that.
    Anyway, as much as I love reading blogs and enjoy a good blog war or two, it is a beautiful day out. Time to make some calls, fire up the two-wheeled rice-burners and go scare the neighborhood.


  44. Qob
    44 | May 20, 2009 8:38 am

    gak! I wish I hadn’t gone over there I feel 10% dumber for having read that thread.


  45. vapig
    45 | May 20, 2009 8:41 am

    LOL! Wow! That was really funny!


  46. Former LGF'er
    46 | May 20, 2009 9:03 am

    Comedy gold! Great post.


  47. 47 | May 20, 2009 9:10 am

    2. Jehu,
    Ha ha ha ha I love your skit. OMG they really do think they are important!


  48. phoenixgirl
    48 | May 20, 2009 9:13 am

    sorry ma, walter is a ass


  49. Bill Jenkins
    49 | May 20, 2009 9:53 am

    Anyone ever have to deal with one of those “angry” lesbian types? The best way to deal with them is not to deal with them at all. Anything you say WILL offend them, even if you think it is harmless.

    There was a study that was released that being old, white, and republican made for the happiest people. Seriously!


  50. Escovado
    50 | May 20, 2009 10:05 am

    Chen, I’m still laughing.


  51. mike
    51 | May 20, 2009 10:10 am

    What with Obama taking over the country LGF has gone off the rails. How does it benefit LGF to have one topice and 7 or 8 bullies?


  52. Capt. Queeg
    52 | May 20, 2009 10:11 am

    That’s prety damn funny. I haven’t really been visiting LGF 1.0 much lately. Don’t quite recognize it from it’s heyday. It’s sad. Even used to hit the tip jar in the early days. Along with the ID/Creationism thing, Charles also doesn’t want any dissent about anthropogenic global warming. He bird-dogs the comments all day long. I guess in the end it was a business decision he felt he had to make given the national change in politics.


  53. Ma Sands
    53 | May 20, 2009 10:30 am

    @ 49. Bill Jenkins
    Yeah, I have a sister in San Francisco who is like that, and then a young first cousin who lives nearby….it is an art, to keep my breaking heart in check, and to speak peacefully with them….. : )

    @ 48. phoenixgirl
    Don’t be sorry….it’s okay…. : ) –if I find a spark of humanity in a person, I can wait…..


  54. Bill Jenkins
    54 | May 20, 2009 11:03 am

    Ma Sands, I feel for ya. I don’t mind a gay person who is “normal”… you know, the kind you can carry on a normal conversation without them constantly referring to their sexual orientation, their political views, etc.

    I recently met an old friend that I heard wound up being gay (I knew him while very young). I was cool with the fact he was being gay, but my mentioning that I was a soldier who served in Iraq was something HE couldn’t accept. He assumed (correctly) that I was a republican. I even politely stated I am “not political” (a lie) and admitted to not liking most politicians basically (the truth). Still, I believe he saw through it and assumed I was some homophobic nut against those mythical “gay rights” and such.

    Gays and liberals are filled with hate. I can say I tolerate them as much as they tolerate me, which I have found to be the best way to go.

    Only meet those in the middle who actually are willing to meet you in the middle, not those who want only YOU to meet in the middle so they can convince you of their side… Is that confusing? Whatever. That’s my philosophy on most issues.


  55. Ma Sands
    55 | May 20, 2009 11:33 am

    Well, Bill, I am unable to tolerate –I wait….and sometimes it takes a long while for there to be an opening to drop in a word…….I guess my peaceability with them, when I know they know where I stand, speaks into the silence, though….. : )

    (I can wind my sentences around with the best of ya! : )


  56. Jenny
    56 | May 20, 2009 12:30 pm

    After all the wringing of hands…at the end of the thread after killgore comes back on we have this:

    646 Sharmuta
    5/19/2009 4:54:15 pm PDT 5downupfavoritereport

    re: #641 Killgore Trout

    What’s more important than our words are our actions. What you did was show that you have a good heart.


  57. iam7545
    57 | May 20, 2009 12:36 pm

    ma- I appreciate your unique perspective of Walter – he is still a pompous arrogant whack job.

    I am however sure this play was well intended.


  58. Jenny
    58 | May 20, 2009 12:39 pm

    #57

    Credit for Ma Sands..in the beginning Walter wasn’t such an ass.
    Now oh yes he is.
    He has evoled. Or let his true colors show either way he isn’t what he used to be.


  59. iam7545
    59 | May 20, 2009 1:03 pm

    Jenny – Evolved? Devolved?

    Or has his mask been removed?


  60. Jenny
    60 | May 20, 2009 1:13 pm

    iam7545

    Probably mask removed-feels more comfortable with being nasty now.


  61. pimp_conservative
    61 | May 20, 2009 1:14 pm

    Well I got banned at LGF for voicing disagreement with Charles rants. What happened to that place? Its sad. I don’t recognize it anymore.


  62. Jenny
    62 | May 20, 2009 1:20 pm

    Alex F banned for this comment:

    148 Alex F
    5/20/2009 12:46:25 pm PDT -9downupfavoritereport

    This place is getting scary, with the way you treat anyone who disagrees with you or Charles. What happened to the LGF I loved of years past? This place isn’t it.

    And gets the response:

    157 Alouette
    5/20/2009 12:49:47 pm PDT 7downupfavoritereport

    re: #148 Alex F

    This place is getting scary, with the way you treat anyone who disagrees with you or Charles. What happened to the LGF I loved of years past? This place isn’t it.

    It has evolved.

    So I would say they consider themselves evolved.


  63. Jenny
    63 | May 20, 2009 1:22 pm

    But de-volved makes better sense.


  64. Jenny
    64 | May 20, 2009 1:26 pm

    #61

    Neither does anyone else.
    So don’t feel alone.


  65. 65 | May 20, 2009 1:27 pm

    61. pimp_conservative

    Yes it took my own banning to realize the environment there, but it has been wonderful ever since.

    WELCOME TO THE BLOGMOCRACY!

    I am sure that you will find it here to be much like the LGF of old. We have all the great posters and “ol timers” from when that other blog was kicking butt. However, we are additionally working to be even better than that.

    I am sure you will really enjoy it here, and we are thrilled to have you! I would suggest using your LGF nic just for clarity, but you are free to use any name you want.

    If you want to know more about us here, and how we are different from what you are probably used to, go read the “About” and “F.A.Q.” pages above.

    Again, WELCOME. You are now among friends.


  66. Jenny
    66 | May 20, 2009 1:31 pm

    #61

    The big cheese said this about you:

    190 Charles
    5/20/2009 12:59:59 pm PDT 8downupfavoritereport

    re: #172 Alex F

    I wondered why you suddenly showed after not using your account for two years, so I checked.

    Imagine my surprise to discover that you’re the same person as “pimp_conservative,” who was blocked this morning for insulting, abusive comments.

    Bye now! Not nice seeing you again.


  67. pimp_conservative
    67 | May 20, 2009 1:33 pm

    My comments weren’t abusive or insulting unless you consider warning him that he risks becoming the anti-creationist Andrew Sullivan, that is to say someone who focuses on one unimportant issue to the detriment of greater problems.

    What the heck happened there???


  68. pimp_conservative
    68 | May 20, 2009 1:34 pm

    I had gone out of my way to defend Charles on a number of other sites, and this is the thanks I get for voicing concern?? I’m ashamed and embarrassed that I wasted so much time there.


  69. Jenny
    69 | May 20, 2009 1:41 pm

    #67

    All you have to do is disagree and go against the grain. Sadly.


  70. goddessoftheclassroom
    70 | May 20, 2009 1:41 pm

    Never be ashamed or embarrassed for having cared about something worthwhile. I learned a lot from LGF, and I love many posters–but I also love many people who’ve found themselves here. I felt that I was trying to serve two masters, and I was terribly conflicted. LGF HAS evolved, but I am still very conservative. That’s why I decided to leave.


  71. Jenny
    71 | May 20, 2009 1:48 pm

    Goddess-
    You are a doll. And I even learned a lot at lgf. I just loved the place.
    But sadly it has changed and it is not the place for me anymore either.
    Hope you are doing well! :)


  72. Charles Johnson
    72 | May 20, 2009 1:51 pm

    My website is NOT a soap opera.

    Well…… Maybe it is a soap opera if the setting is a circus.


  73. goddessoftheclassroom
    73 | May 20, 2009 1:52 pm

    It’s not nice to nic hijack…


  74. Jenny
    74 | May 20, 2009 1:55 pm

    Goddess-
    Hear, hear. Don’t nic jack!
    Not the right thing to do.
    :)


  75. Jenny
    75 | May 20, 2009 1:56 pm

    Wrath-
    Can there be something done about nic-jacking?


  76. Bill Jenkins
    76 | May 20, 2009 2:01 pm

    Charles Johnson doesn’t come here. I don’t think that can be considered nic-jacking.

    If I used “Jenny” and wrote comments acting like you, or Bar, or WoG: THAT would be nic-jacking.

    Chuckie Johnson is a clown. So that’s who he will be here.


  77. Jenny
    77 | May 20, 2009 2:02 pm

    Point taken Bill. But couldn’t they add Cj2 or something like that?


  78. goddessoftheclassroom
    78 | May 20, 2009 2:03 pm

    Bill, I still don’t think it’s the right thing to do.


  79. Bill Jenkins
    79 | May 20, 2009 2:06 pm

    The open format of this site is ripe for Nic-Jacking from trolls. It will happen sometime sooner than later, I assume.

    On sites you register, sometimes you can utilize an old school trick: Lower case L and an upper case i look the same. You can trip people out w/ that. Fun stuff.

    BiII Jenkins, Bill Jenkins. Heh. You can actually register MY name three times because it has two ll’s. iI, li and ii. :)


  80. Bill Jenkins
    80 | May 20, 2009 2:07 pm

    Screw Chuckie. Anything to infuriate that dirtbag should be on the table.


  81. Ma Sands
    81 | May 20, 2009 2:09 pm

    {{{pimp_conservative}}}


  82. 82 | May 20, 2009 2:21 pm

    75. Jenny

    Yes, it is my understanding that the Admins of the Blogmocracy DO NOT endorse, and quite abhor nic-jacking!

    I am going to put that into the “F.A.Q.” now so that there is no confusion on this issue.

    I am also going to go back and discuss a registration for this site which I believe should resolve this problem.


  83. Jenny
    83 | May 20, 2009 2:28 pm

    Thanks Wrath! :)


  84. Qob
    84 | May 20, 2009 2:38 pm

    hmmm. CH published an email he send Wilders. He got no response. Of course there can only be one reason (not that Geert didn’t see it, or that he simply disregarded it) Geert stiffed him.


  85. 85 | May 20, 2009 2:44 pm

    83. Jenny

    I suggest that you hit up “M”, “Bar”, “Rodan”, and “Savage” as well.

    We have many Admins here, not just me.

    I’m all for it, now convince them!


  86. 86 | May 20, 2009 2:57 pm

    Hey thanks gang. Sorry it so long for me to respond here, but I had a busy day at work.

    14. savage-

    No references to NY Nana, psycho bitch from Hell?

    NY Nana was intentionally spared (due to the Toxic Granny rule).


  87. NoThreat2U
    87 | May 20, 2009 3:02 pm

    NOW I know why there are no more LOL catz banter with Goddess and Boomer. You left? Wow. And yes, I am a Lizard…but under another name. I am slowing working away from that site also. The Obama worship there is getting scary.


  88. Anon
    88 | May 20, 2009 3:31 pm

    I don’t want to upset CJ. I just don’t want him to have any say about what people can and can’t talk about.

    He’s become a bit like Dan Rather of late.


  89. 89 | May 20, 2009 3:39 pm

    87. NoThreat2U

    Um, don’t you find the fact that you don’t feel free to use your “lizardoid” name here to be a bit chilling?

    The facts speak for themselves don’ they?


  90. song_and_dance_man
    90 | May 20, 2009 3:45 pm

    87. NoThreat2U

    Well I for one welcome you. And when you do finally manage to move from 1.0, I hope you will find a home here. Almost all of us here came from over there, but many don’t use their former nic. However a lot of us do.


  91. Jenny
    91 | May 20, 2009 3:49 pm

    Wrath how do I get touch with you by e-mail?
    If you don’t mind.


  92. 92 | May 20, 2009 3:53 pm

    91. Jenny

    I can always be reached at __(deleted)___ actually why can’t you contact me here?


  93. NoThreat2U
    93 | May 20, 2009 4:07 pm

    Not chilling at all. I just don’t want to be a part of Charles’ drama. I enjoy this site…..1.0 is declining IMHO. I won’t be giving them the satisfaction of talking smack on me though. I am above their childish games. I actually remember most of you, too, and I think his site is lacking without you guys : )


  94. NoThreat2U
    94 | May 20, 2009 4:08 pm

    Oh, and now it is “flouncing” when you tell Charles and the others to go screw themselves and leave. lol lol


  95. 95 | May 20, 2009 4:10 pm

    93. NoThreat2U

    Ok, that is fine. Welcome to The Blogmocracy.

    Thanks for the kind words.


  96. song_and_dance_man
    96 | May 20, 2009 4:16 pm

    92. WrathofG-d

    I was wondering why you posted your other email addy. Glad you deleted it.


  97. 97 | May 20, 2009 4:20 pm

    96. song_and_dance_man

    As far as I know about the nets there really isn’t much you can get about me from that e-mail, and I simply wanted to be nice. I’m a nice person, its what I do.

    But then I was reminded that not everyone is nice, and in fact some are outright petty, childish, and intent on hurting others simply because they post on the same site as others whom vociferously disagree with them…so I erased it.

    Unless I am missing something, it really isn’t a big deal that it was out there.

    I would like to know how to track someone down by their IP address though, if anyone knows that trick.


  98. song_and_dance_man
    98 | May 20, 2009 4:20 pm

    WrathofG-d

    Check your 2.0 email.


  99. Jenny
    99 | May 20, 2009 4:22 pm

    Wrath
    Check your e-mail…I had trouble getting through…let me know if you got my e-mail.


  100. Jenny
    100 | May 20, 2009 4:23 pm

    #92
    Wrath don’t know how :(


  101. Jenny
    101 | May 20, 2009 4:25 pm

    #98
    SADM

    No need to worry…really at least from me.


  102. 102 | May 20, 2009 4:27 pm

    100. Jenny

    Got the e-mail. It is all cleared up now.


  103. Jenny
    103 | May 20, 2009 4:32 pm

    Wrath -

    Great! :)


  104. Jack Bauer's Evil Brother
    104 | May 20, 2009 4:32 pm

    Whew, I can sleep soundly tonight knowing Killgore Trout hasn’t been banned. Seriously, do those people at LGF have any idea how ridiculous they sound?


  105. Jenny
    105 | May 20, 2009 4:43 pm

    #104

    Killgore trout will never be banned.

    And no they don’t.


  106. NoThreat2U
    106 | May 20, 2009 4:43 pm

    Thanks for the welcome : ) I am here more than over there these days. I will NOT let their sneaky behavior derail this site though. If I see anything suspect over there, I will let you know via email…I have already about a week ago ; )


  107. AlGore's3rdTit
    107 | May 20, 2009 5:37 pm

    Killgore Trout has a fat lesbian neighbor? since when was Rosie o’doughnut his neighbor?


  108. Sparky
    108 | May 20, 2009 5:44 pm

    OK folks,
    Registration is open, play nice….
    Oops wrong site, registration is always open at the 2-0. New faces everyday, wow Phoenixgirl, MaSands and all. Hi.


  109. song_and_dance_man
    109 | May 20, 2009 5:46 pm

    108. Sparky

    Hi Sparky, glad to finally be here.


  110. AlGore's3rdTit
    110 | May 20, 2009 5:54 pm

    9:05:33-Someone criticizes Charles Johnson and gets told GET OFF MY WEBSITE

    9:09:58-Sharmuta whines and runs to CJ that the stalkers at LGF2.0 are making fun of her

    9:20:39-Kilgore Trout starts singing i like big butts and i cannot lie

    9:49:00-CJ starts whining about how big ol meanie michelle malkin attacked him


  111. Hagar
    111 | May 20, 2009 6:01 pm

    48
    Yes, he is an ass!


  112. Buffalobob
    112 | May 20, 2009 7:03 pm

    This is a fun thread. I was never a lizard. I did start reading the one’s site when he had a tin cup out looking for coins. Never did contribute, never got to post. I watched and read from a distance and over the years noted change. At first I thought I was overacting to the posts, but then a few weeks ago they referenced you guys I googled and found you and have been amused and informed. Thanks.


  113. 113 | May 20, 2009 7:14 pm

    well, welcome. buffalobob

    they’ve been referencing us quite a bit lately.


  114. Sparky
    114 | May 20, 2009 9:47 pm

    109 SADM,
    Well played.


  115. Sparky
    115 | May 20, 2009 9:54 pm

    Oh crap, how do those smiley faces work again? Anyone…


  116. no2liberals
    116 | May 20, 2009 10:24 pm

    Here you go, Sparky.


  117. Bill Jenkins
    117 | May 20, 2009 10:30 pm

    Killgore Trout’s attitude and style of writing is almost dead-on with Charles.

    He gets away with telling people “F you” and catches an attitude with anyone who questions him.

    I’d say they are one and the same if it wasn’t for other people who seem to confirm they are a different person.

    If Charles Johnson is Hitler, then Killgore Trout is Hermann Göring.


  118. 118 | May 20, 2009 11:14 pm

    Gosh, if only I had a crystal ball. The drama over goddessoftheclassroom was a much easier target. Oh well.


  119. jakee308
    119 | May 21, 2009 3:13 am

    89 wrath; ditto that. I’ve been reluctant to reveal anything that would reveal my 1.0 ident for fear of a premptory banning.

    117 bill;
    then sharmuta is eva braun or rudolf speer?

    knowledge (and mockery) of cj’s moonbattery is widespread as shown by this comment in a post at Protein Wisdom by Dan Collins.


  120. tuffy
    120 | May 21, 2009 6:23 am

    2. Jehu

    LOL! Yeah, the audacity of her bloated self importance is astounding and laughable. That was a GREAT mock scenario.


  121. McKinley
    121 | May 21, 2009 10:35 am

    ChenZhen, I had to use my asthma inhaler on his thread.


  122. bar
    122 | May 21, 2009 11:25 am

    274 Charles5/21/2009 11:06:39 am PDT

    * 4
    * down
    * up
    * report

    re: #256 CommonCents
    When a Christian says you are doomed to hellfire that means you will sit in judgement in front of God.

    And why is it any Christian’s place to tell me how God will judge me? This kind of stuff is pure unvarnished hatred. And people who scream about hellfire are just as likely to commit violence, whether they’re Christian or Muslim. It’s an indicator of an unstable mind.

    Well, he is an expert on the unstable mind thing. :???:


  123. LanceKates
    123 | May 21, 2009 11:27 am

    122 bar

    So, to charles, teling someone about Judgement is the same as strapping on a bomb belt and blowing up a bunch of strangers.


  124. bar
    124 | May 21, 2009 11:45 am

    123. LanceKates

    What? Don’t you remember the Christian riots over those Jesus cartoons?
    And the “piss Christ” riots over the non-art on display in New York city a few years back?

    Or those youtube videos when Israel was bombing Gaza where the Christian protesters in New York scream that the “Jews need bigger ovens”. Of course that was taken out of context, what the Christians meant was the Jews need bigger ovens to bake more bread, but that is beside the point.

    Christians Moslems, who can tell the difference? :twisted:


  125. LanceKates
    125 | May 21, 2009 11:46 am

    124 bar

    Well, I wasn’t watching the news then, I was busy burning cars to protest.

    /


  126. bar
    126 | May 21, 2009 12:01 pm

    125. LanceKates

    If I was a really mean stupid dirty creationist, I would post that comment in # 122 from CJ as a thread, an OMG they are attacking me again thread, but still a thread.

    :evil:


  127. Jack Bauer's Evil Brother
    127 | May 21, 2009 2:46 pm

    Say, has anyone noticed there’e a blog called Little Green Footballs stalking this blog? /Sarc.


  128. jlfintx
    128 | May 22, 2009 10:25 pm

    Just stopped in to say hello. Tonight is our 27th anniversary and we are tired. Aloha.


  129. IntraVenousdeMilo
    129 | May 23, 2009 9:09 am

    This thread has been great fun to read. Made my morning.


  130. Speranza
    130 | May 31, 2009 12:16 pm

    17. Sprite
    She (NY Nana) is a major league Charles suck up.

    What are Occasional Reader and Ward Cleaver still doing there?


  131. Speranza
    131 | May 31, 2009 12:28 pm

    42. PCGONEWILD on 20 May, 2009 at 8:38 am reply

    I am waiting for Charles to come out against Israel. That should be in the not too distant future. I mean he has adds for single Muslims on his site now, so coming out against Israel will not be too much of a stretch for him

    That is only a matter of time. he will blame it on religious extremists in Netanyahu’s government.


  132. Rose
    132 | May 31, 2009 1:54 pm

    ChenZhen, I had to use my asthma inhaler on his thread.

    I had to tape my ribs, LOL, tears rolling down my face.


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