Adiós Amigo

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It’s pretty damned hard to get BANNED around here, but some have managed.

Buh-bye, neidleman_ron!

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  1. 1 | February 27, 2009 1:30 pm

    :)


  2. DJM
    2 | February 27, 2009 1:31 pm

    Wee, sleekit, cow’rin, tim’rous beastie,
    O, what a panic’s in thy breastie!
    Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
    Wi’ bickering brattle!
    I wad be laith to rin an’ chase thee,
    Wi’ murd’ring pattle!

    I’m truly sorry man’s dominion,
    Has broken nature’s social union,
    An’ justifies that ill opinion,
    Which makes thee startle
    At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
    An’ fellow-mortal!

    I doubt na, whiles, but thou may thieve;
    What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
    A daimen icker in a thrave
    ‘S a sma’ request;
    I’ll get a blessin wi’ the lave,
    An’ never miss’t!

    Thy wee bit housie, too, in ruin!
    It’s silly wa’s the win’s are strewin!
    An’ naething, now, to big a new ane,
    O’ foggage green!
    An’ bleak December’s winds ensuin,
    Baith snell an’ keen!

    Thou saw the fields laid bare an’ waste,
    An’ weary winter comin fast,
    An’ cozie here, beneath the blast,
    Thou thought to dwell-
    Till crash! the cruel coulter past
    Out thro’ thy cell.

    That wee bit heap o’ leaves an’ stibble,
    Has cost thee mony a weary nibble!
    Now thou’s turn’d out, for a’ thy trouble,
    But house or hald,
    To thole the winter’s sleety dribble,
    An’ cranreuch cauld!

    But, Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
    In proving foresight may be vain;
    The best-laid schemes o’ mice an ‘men
    Gang aft agley,
    An’lea’e us nought but grief an’ pain,
    For promis’d joy!

    Still thou art blest, compar’d wi’ me
    The present only toucheth thee:
    But, Och! I backward cast my e’e.
    On prospects drear!
    An’ forward, tho’ I canna see,
    I guess an’ fear!


  3. Rodan
    3 | February 27, 2009 1:33 pm

    Where did I ever claimed I want Iraqis to be Christian? He took that out his ass. ALso By destroying their Civilization, I mean it like we did to Germany and Japan in WW2. The differnce is not rebuilding their societies and let them fall into anarchy.


  4. 4 | February 27, 2009 1:34 pm

    `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe.

    “Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
    The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
    Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
    The frumious Bandersnatch!”

    He took his vorpal sword in hand:
    Long time the manxome foe he sought –
    So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
    And stood awhile in thought.

    And, as in uffish thought he stood,
    The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
    Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
    And burbled as it came!

    One, two! One, two! And through and through
    The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
    He left it dead, and with its head
    He went galumphing back.

    “And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
    Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
    O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!’
    He chortled in his joy.

    `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe.


  5. 5 | February 27, 2009 1:34 pm

    Rodan, the scumbag got exiled back to the LGF sewer.


  6. DJM
    6 | February 27, 2009 1:36 pm

    Rodan, I don’t think ron even read your comment. That sounded personal to me.


  7. bar
    7 | February 27, 2009 1:36 pm

    Pro 27:22 Though you should pound a fool in a bowl with a bar in the midst of wheat, his foolishness will not depart from him.


  8. DJM
    8 | February 27, 2009 1:38 pm

    Belinda lived in a little white house,
    With a little black kitten and a little gray mouse,
    And a little yellow dog and a little red wagon,
    And a realio, trulio, little pet dragon.

    Now the name of the little black kitten was Ink,
    And the little gray mouse, she called her Blink,
    And the little yellow dog was sharp as Mustard,
    But the dragon was a coward, and she called him Custard.

    Custard the dragon had big sharp teeth,
    And spikes on top of him and scales underneath,
    Mouth like a fireplace, chimney for a nose,
    And realio, trulio, daggers on his toes.

    Belinda was as brave as a barrel full of bears,
    And Ink and Blink chased lions down the stairs,
    Mustard was as brave as a tiger in a rage,
    But Custard cried for a nice safe cage.

    Belinda tickled him, she tickled him unmerciful,
    Ink, Blink and Mustard, they rudely called him Percival,
    They all sat laughing in the little red wagon
    At the realio, trulio, cowardly dragon.

    Belinda giggled till she shook the house,
    And Blink said Week!, which is giggling for a mouse,
    Ink and Mustard rudely asked his age,
    When Custard cried for a nice safe cage.

    Suddenly, suddenly they heard a nasty sound,
    And Mustard growled, and they all looked around.
    Meowch! cried Ink, and Ooh! cried Belinda,
    For there was a pirate, climbing in the winda.

    Pistol in his left hand, pistol in his right,
    And he held in his teeth a cutlass bright,
    His beard was black, one leg was wood;
    It was clear that the pirate meant no good.

    Belinda paled, and she cried, Help! Help!
    But Mustard fled with a terrified yelp,
    Ink trickled down to the bottom of the household,
    And little mouse Blink strategically mouseholed.

    But up jumped Custard, snorting like an engine,
    Clashed his tail like irons in a dungeon,
    With a clatter and a clank and a jangling squirm
    He went at the pirate like a robin at a worm.

    The pirate gaped at Belinda’s dragon,
    And gulped some grog from his pocket flagon,
    He fired two bullets but they didn’t hit,
    And Custard gobbled him, every bit.

    Belinda embraced him, Mustard licked him,
    No one mourned for his pirate victim
    Ink and Blink in glee did gyrate
    Around the dragon that ate the pyrate.

    Belinda still lives in her little white house,
    With her little black kitten and her little gray mouse,
    And her little yellow dog and her little red wagon,
    And her realio, trulio, little pet dragon.

    Belinda is as brave as a barrel full of bears,
    And Ink and Blink chase lions down the stairs,
    Mustard is as brave as a tiger in a rage,
    But Custard keeps crying for a nice safe cage.

    =========================================

    I like to think LGF2 is as noble as a dragon emerging from a lair of lizards…
    ;)


  9. Mats
    9 | February 27, 2009 1:38 pm

    Cute


  10. Skippy
    10 | February 27, 2009 1:38 pm

    I guess this would be a good time to post a video.
    http://www.wimp.com/thegovernment/

    I hope one of you mods will make a thread out of it.


  11. Skippy
    11 | February 27, 2009 1:41 pm

    I hope one of the mods will make a thread out of this video.

    http://www.wimp.com/thegovernment/


  12. 12 | February 27, 2009 1:42 pm

    I don’t think we should allow EVERYTHING… but damn what a hair trigger today! ! !


  13. Skippy
    13 | February 27, 2009 1:43 pm

    How come my comments don’t show up?


  14. 14 | February 27, 2009 1:44 pm

    Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod, one night sailed off in a wooden shoe;
    Sailed off on a river of crystal light into a sea of dew.
    “Where are you going and what do you wish?” the old moon asked the three.
    “We’ve come to fish for the herring fish that live in this beautiful sea.
    Nets of silver and gold have we,” said Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod.

    The old moon laughed and sang a song as they rocked in the wooden shoe.
    And the wind that sped them all night long ruffled the waves of dew.
    Now the little stars are the herring fish that live in that beautiful sea;
    “Cast your nets wherever you wish never afraid are we!”
    So cried the stars to the fishermen three – Winkin’, and Blinkin’, and Nod.

    So all night long their nets they threw to the stars in the twinkling foam.
    ‘Til down from the skies came the wooden shoe bringing the fisherman home.
    ‘Twas all so pretty a sail it seemed as if it could not be.
    Some folks say ’twas a dream they dreamed of sailing that misty sea.
    But I shall name you the fisherman three – Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod.

    Now Winkin’ and Blinkin’ are two little eyes and Nod is a little head.
    And the wooden shoe that sailed the skies is a wee one’s trundle bed.
    So close your eyes while mother sings of the wonderful sights that be.
    And you shall see those beautiful things as you sail on the misty sea,
    Where the old shoe rocked the fishermen three – Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod.


  15. DJM
    15 | February 27, 2009 1:45 pm

    Arwyn, for the record, no Admin acted independently.


  16. DJM
    16 | February 27, 2009 1:48 pm

    Skippy, that’s an interesting video. Thanks for the heads up. :)


  17. bar
    17 | February 27, 2009 1:49 pm

    Skippy

    They should show up now.

    If you embed your links your comment will not go to spam.


  18. Anastasia
    18 | February 27, 2009 2:11 pm

    Skippy—– That’s a good video. I’m going to show it to my kids for sure.


  19. 19 | February 27, 2009 2:12 pm

    For the record. I wasn’t in on it.

    So it takes 2 yeses?


  20. 20 | February 27, 2009 2:13 pm

    How many posts did he make? I saw one, that I let out of spam. And one more, that was put in spam. Was that it?


  21. 21 | February 27, 2009 2:14 pm

    yep, that was it


  22. DJM
    22 | February 27, 2009 2:27 pm

    I think savage put one in spam, I just put the other.


  23. 23 | February 27, 2009 2:46 pm

    I just pulled those comments from the scumbag ron and put them back in the thread so we can bury his ass in shit.

    He’s still blocked at the IP level, though.


  24. Locarno
    24 | February 27, 2009 3:29 pm

    We shouldn’t make a big deal out of bannings, especially if we want to keep them minimal and limit the chilling effect, if any, on freedom of discourse here.


  25. NICETOBERIGHT
    25 | February 27, 2009 4:05 pm

    Hey Savage, How the hell are you doing? What thread were they on?


  26. 26 | February 27, 2009 4:11 pm

    NICE, it was on the Obama to Terrorists thread


  27. NICETOBERIGHT
    27 | February 27, 2009 4:36 pm

    Savage. I read what was posted and I can understand that we should all be pissed but I don’t think a banning yet is called for I just got here and did not have a chance to play with the troll. and BTW I posted you yesterday in another location that I was here :-)


  28. 28 | February 27, 2009 4:40 pm

    where was that?


  29. NICETOBERIGHT
    29 | February 27, 2009 4:46 pm

    Where else do you post to people? Think about it


  30. NICETOBERIGHT
    30 | February 27, 2009 4:52 pm

    check you gmail account


  31. 31 | February 27, 2009 4:52 pm

    omg, I THOUGHT that was you. hehe


  32. 32 | February 27, 2009 4:55 pm

    nice, I don’t have a gmail acct.

    you are driving me crazy….


  33. NICETOBERIGHT
    33 | February 27, 2009 5:06 pm

    OK well maybe it’s an old account but it is me and I am happy to be here, I see this blog starting to take off , you need a logo for the site. I need something new to put on the back of my truck.


  34. 34 | February 27, 2009 5:10 pm

    nice,

    We are going to have a new look pretty soon, possibly before the end of the weekend, as soon as all the tweaking is done.

    It’s gonna look smokin hot!

    And correct me if I’m wrong, but are you fond of cheezy poofs? Just wondering. :)


  35. NICETOBERIGHT
    35 | February 27, 2009 5:15 pm

    Savage… email me please


  36. 36 | February 27, 2009 5:19 pm

    done


  37. NICETOBERIGHT
    37 | February 27, 2009 5:26 pm

    and done again


  38. 38 | February 27, 2009 5:38 pm

    DJM you ROCK!


  39. Hagar
    39 | March 1, 2009 8:32 pm

    Skippy,

    Great video. Should be shown in schools. Fat chance though.


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